We tried to keep it positive. We tried to help people build better lives. But that’s not what people want. People want to be fucking miserable. So we thought “Why not?”. Let’s do it. In this episode of “The Maximus Podcast” your hosts teach you the keys to complete and utter misery in 9 simple steps. They’re easy to follow. So sit back enjoy and prepare to be very, very unhappy. 1. Compare yourself to other people. 2. Complain 3. Make your life way more stressful than it needs to be 4. Learn to hate being alone5. Always say yes to every single request6. Have zero boundaries 7. Surround yourself with idiots8. Read every self-help book some guy recommends and take advice from people on Social media 9. Have affairs and seek emotional  validation from others

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